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An Orange Wedding Dress || Green Wedding Shoes

Orange. Beard. Suspenders. There is nothing about this I don’t love. 

Instead of a first dance, they had a choreographed sword fight. 

Vanessa and Derek’s Best Wedding Vows Ever.

Vanessa: I will always love you. 
Derek: I will always love you.
Vanessa: I vow to give you the best of myself and respect you as your own person 
Derek: I vow to always hold your hand
Vanessa: To always laugh at your jokes
Derek: To read you bedtime stories, even when I am really tired
Vanessa: To make heart-shaped everything
Derek: To take you treasure hunting at thrift stores forever
Vanessa: To wear my heart on my sleeve
Derek: To always watch bad TV shows that you love
Vanessa: To appreciate everything you do for me
Derek: To always know you are my constant
Vanessa: To buy you anything and everything with robots and dinosaurs on it 
Derek: To hunt down every mold-o-rama known to man and complete your collection 
Vanessa: To watch animated films with you even though I hate them
Derek: To seek out photo booths so we can always remember our adventures
Vanessa: To always pick up your socks no matter where you leave them
Derek: To always take care of you
Vanessa: To always have dance parties in the kitchen
Derek: To take you on date nights for the rest of our lives
Vanessa: To invent a time machine so we can be together forever
 Derek: If the opportunity arises, to get robotic transplants in the future, so we can be together forever in robo-matrimony 
Vanessa: To plan great adventures for us
Derek: To always be your partner in crime
Vanessa: To make out with you forever and ever
Derek: To always kiss your kneesies
Vanessa: To take over the world with you
Derek: To get that light-headed, room spinning, love birdie, soul mate feeling every time I see you
Vanessa: To spend the rest of my life in your arms
Derek: To spend the rest of my life knowing that this is the greatest love story ever told

http://offbeatbride.com/2011/06/wisconsin-vintage-geeky-wedding
They also win major points for this:

Vanessa and Derek’s Best Wedding Vows Ever.

Vanessa: I will always love you.

Derek: I will always love you.
Vanessa: I vow to give you the best of myself and respect you as your own person

Derek: I vow to always hold your hand

Vanessa: To always laugh at your jokes

Derek: To read you bedtime stories, even when I am really tired

Vanessa: To make heart-shaped everything

Derek: To take you treasure hunting at thrift stores forever

Vanessa: To wear my heart on my sleeve

Derek: To always watch bad TV shows that you love

Vanessa: To appreciate everything you do for me

Derek: To always know you are my constant

Vanessa: To buy you anything and everything with robots and dinosaurs on it

Derek: To hunt down every mold-o-rama known to man and complete your collection

Vanessa: To watch animated films with you even though I hate them

Derek: To seek out photo booths so we can always remember our adventures

Vanessa: To always pick up your socks no matter where you leave them

Derek: To always take care of you

Vanessa: To always have dance parties in the kitchen

Derek: To take you on date nights for the rest of our lives

Vanessa: To invent a time machine so we can be together forever

Derek: If the opportunity arises, to get robotic transplants in the future, so we can be together forever in robo-matrimony

Vanessa: To plan great adventures for us

Derek: To always be your partner in crime

Vanessa: To make out with you forever and ever

Derek: To always kiss your kneesies

Vanessa: To take over the world with you

Derek: To get that light-headed, room spinning, love birdie, soul mate feeling every time I see you

Vanessa: To spend the rest of my life in your arms

Derek: To spend the rest of my life knowing that this is the greatest love story ever told

http://offbeatbride.com/2011/06/wisconsin-vintage-geeky-wedding

They also win major points for this:


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-Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2

A queer cis-girl named Emma Clare.



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