Hawk and Handsaw: Archive

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Jun 26th

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Watching A Cheesy Shark Movie

Me: What the hell is that?
Dad: It looks like an anti-shark gun. 
Me: I want one!
Dad: No.
Me: Why not?
Dad: You need to prove that you're mature with a crossbow first, if you can do that, we'll talk about the anti-shark gun.

Jun 25th

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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:

fontainedeluz: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! “Sweet saga yo”...

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I hate it when my dogs jump on me and gore my leg...

…but I love it when they hear my cries of pain and know that I’m hurting, and so they get really still and quiet as they slowly attempt to snuggle with me and make it feel better.

Jun 25th